Roadtrip!

Let's DO this!

Fellas, when was the last time someone paid YOU to jerk YOU off?! Fine, besides the time Bob Sagat was on a coke binge and you gave him a discount price.

Let’s go to Shanghai! Girls will jerk you off at the Shanghai Sperm Bank (SFW. Just don’t open it with your boss over your shoulder) for money and you don’t have to hold a gun to their head or anything! You get $30 “for your kindness”. Gosh, I told you that Asian culture was so much more advanced than ours. You jerk me off, you pay me, and you send me a thank you card??? Well grease me up and call me a Suzie!

Only catch, you can’t wack it 4 days before your visit (gonna be tough) but they’ll service you “a maximum of three times per visit”. 3 times per visit? Christ! I feel bad for the girl that has to tug on my penis for 10 straight hours. Sorry lady, I’m strong like bull after my first go.