Bitch Throws a Sidearm Knuckleball? What?

That's a fastball, not a knuckler.

I can’t tell if this is cool, ridiculous, sexy, or fucking scary. You tell me. Eri Yoshida throws a sidearm knuckleball and she made her professional baseball debut Friday, stricking out some poor motherfucker.

Would you hit that? Obviously I’m talking about the knuckler. I’d hit it. This bitch wouldn’t last a second in my over-grown athletes non-competitive softball league. She’d be blowing more dudes behind the scoreboard than she’d be striking out.

Her idol is Tim fucking Wakefield for crying out loud. Get a grip Japan, hit the dame ball. And if you can’t, at least make her pitch in a sports bra and G string.