He's probably getting a blow job right now
Why, you ask? I’ll tell you why. Because your stressful day looks like a day at the spa while having your toes sucked by mermaids compared to this guy.
The dude got a heart attack while performing brain surgery…..AND POWERED THROUGH IT! WTF?! I “power through” lunch. I “power through” cramps while on the eliptical machine. I “power through” being conscious on heavily hung over days. I most certainly DO NOT power through brain surgery while my heart is trying to stop beating.
I hope this doctor can’t get home because there are people hanging off his penis trying to bottle his “real man’s” semen. But then again he just had an angioplasty! He’s probably resting. Maybe we should let him power through his nap first.
But after that, Claudio Vitale…you’ve earned the right to Ghengis Khan the shit out of this world, my friend.
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