Good God, We Are a Sorry Bunch

As the world spins into decay mostly from the inconsiderate manner in which human beings live, it’s always nice to see a group of individuals giving back in some way. These are not those people. In another example of “Seriously, How Bored Are We?” the Atlanta Aquarium hosts yoga classes in front of Beluga Whales.

“The beluga whales are so slow and so smooth in their movements, which is indeed what this is about — slow movements of the body,” said Todd DeLaune, one of the instructors of the weekly sessions. “And I think the energy of the belugas corresponds with the practice that we do.”

The beluga whale also wishes you would stop using it in anti-mining operations too . Those poor bastards are swimming around in a confined tank looking out at a bunch of fat imbeciles flopping around on the floor, wondering how it came to be that we almost brought them to the brink of extinction.

“The first time I came to the aquarium, I was impressed by the animals and the landscape,” she said. “One has always known that the ocean generates peace and calm.”

Especially after you slaughter whales who sing all the time. It is quite peaceful without all that racket.