Nice One, Commodore

I just needed a tissue. Keep working on that sink.

I actually just BROWTF’d myself. Who goes into their bathroom at work and takes a shit while the plumber is there laying on the ground fixing the sink? I do, I guess. (Relax, this wasn’t a one person bathroom. There was a stall door between the two of us. I have some honor.)

Regardless, I know what this guy was thinking,

“Hey dick, thanks for coming in here and having a nice leisurely shit while I lie face down on a filthy floor installing new plumbing fixtures for this godforsaken building. I’m sure you couldn’t have waited two more minutes to offer me the dignity of vacating the floor of the very room where you are now emitting a raucous thermal explosion of stench not 8 feet from my face. And I can hear you playing Brickbreaker. I hope you get “flip” and die.”

BROWTF was I doing???