New York Media Nonsense

Last night at MSG, Lebron James was getting showered with every accolade and good cheer excpet seemingly free blowjobs (then again, I have no idea what happened after the shoot around) as the Big Apple was hoping to woo him to join the Knicks next wee…”Hmmm? Oh it’s not next week? People sure made it feel like it was going to be next week…Oh it’s not until the summer? Oh ok, that still seems a little prema…What’s that?…In the summer of 2010?!” Really? Is this subject any bit necessary right now? This is like the Iowa Caucus in terms of Election Day.

The media is like that creepy dude (ok, friends of mine) that kept saying, “Dude, as soon as Hayden Panettiere, turns 18 in 1.5 years, I can’t wait to try and bang her!” a few years back. RELAX everyone! We have 2 full basketball seasons before the guy enters free agency. Is there really nothing else happening in sports that we can’t talk about the here and now? Like how the Jets won a big football game and look pretty good?..”Wait, what? They’re talking about the Super Bowl matchup with the Giants? Already? But it’s not even Thanksgiving!”

The combination of these two stories is like a premature ejaculation while with a 16-year old Hayden Panettiere…”Yeah, that would not be good for a lot of reasons, you dirtbag…let alone it being illegal.”

New York Media, find something else to talk about please.