Am I Supposed to Have a Blow Up Doll Too?

Jeez. First we had that guy in England breaking into stores to plug some blow up dolls like a vampire bites into throats, i.e. pure biological necessity. Well not to be outdone, a Florida man shows that he is not afraid to show his face unlike his ‘V for Vendetta’ friend across the pond.

The blowup dolls (pictured below) had female body parts and witnesses say 51-year-old George Bartusek was touching them very inappropriately.

I am so glad NBC-2 wasn’t afraid to show us the faces of the victims. And hey witnesses, is there an appropriate way to touch a blow up doll? It’s not like it was a piece of pottery. It was an air filled plastic doll in the shape of a woman with 2 gaping holes where you can insert anything you had handy that was about 4-inches long (speaking for myself of course).

That’s like saying my dog is touching me inapproprietly when she’s just licking peanut butter off my genitalia. Are you gonna arrest HER now??? Idiots.

Anyhow, I commend this guy for trying to have a threesome with 2 inanimate objects in a supermarket parking lot in a tighltly cramped sedan with his last name on the license plate. NOT easy! It’s more “neat-o” than it was incognito. No, this guy doesn’t seem weird at all.