Enough with the Status Updates Already!

Just like your life.

Ok people. This Twitter and “Facebook status” nonsense HAS to stop. Nobody gives a rat’s ass what you are doing right now, honestly. I don’t need to login to Facebook to see that someone is “taking a shit with the door open right now.” That information doesn’t need to be shared under any circumstance. Ever.

How did it get to this? Are all of you imbeciles that needy that you have to tell the world about your every waking movement? Because let’s be honest, the only reason you even tweet or update your Facebook status is in the the hopes that people will comment on what you are doing so your heap of insecurity can feel that someone gives a shit about you. And when nobody does, you update your status 30 minutes later with some cool, clever, ambiguous statement like “3 Days To Go!” begging someone, somewhere to write you, “3 days till what?”

News flash: Nobody gives a shit what happens in 3 days. The only people that do write a comment are the same people that hope you comment on their status updates so their meaningless lives can feel even more 1 dimensional. It’s a feedback loop of retarded proportions.

So enough with the updates, ok? Just think to yourself before you post an update, “Does anyone on God’s green earth CARE about the information I’m going to type.” And unless you are kidnapped and you need to relay your location, I’m guessing no.

Do something constructive with your life. Stop with the status. Stop commenting on people’s idiotic updates. Stop sucking. Stop pissing me off.