Yeah, Let’s Hire A Retard

Here son, how about you be the Secretary of State

Sure, here’s a fucking GREAT idea. How about the President of the United States hires a retarded person to perform some task an otherwise incredibly qualified person would perform simply because the President said his bowling game was like the special olympics.

Hey dickhead, yeah you fucking Timothy Schriver, the President is absolutely NOT hiring one of your retards. That’s just about the stupidest damn suggestion you could have come up with. Unless of course the President decides to throw a party with clowns and midgets and possibly a retarded kid walking around serving grapes to people holding goblets. Then maybe you’re in luck.

Stop being so fucking sensitive. It’s a cruel world and unfortunately the athletes you work with don’t exactly stack up to Lebron or Beckham or Manny Ramirez. Well, actually they do stack up against Manny, but whatever. And because of this the President is allowed to use the Special Olympics to describe his bowling game. In fact, he’s the President, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants right? Remember George W. Bush? That guy got away with murder and I didn’t see you crying about him sending Retards to war like the rest of population.