No, I’d Rather Have You Just Pull It Out Of My Vagina

This is the tube.

Apparently modern medicine has progressed so well that we are now pulling kidneys out of vaginas…through a tube. Awesome.

In what is being called a “first-ever procedure” (if this was being done on a regular basis, I think that society would turn into London in Children of Men. At least is should, anyway.)

“The woman was chosen to be the first donor to undergo the procedure because a previous hysterectomy enabled doctors to operate without a uterus obstructing their efforts, he added.” Ah yes, that pesky uterus, always getting in the way.

“Once the kidney is cut loose, surgeons use video from the cameras to guide them as they maneuver the bag around the organ, place it in the tube and pull it out through the vaginal opening, Montgomery said.” That sounds bloody awful. how big is this tube? A kidney isn’t exactly like strawberry yogurt, is it?

“A kidney weighs approximately one pound and is roughly the size of a clenched hand.”

I’m guessing that the tube was not the size of a clenched fist, otherwise the doner would have fled the hospital as the PVC pipe that was about the be jammed up her crotch became apparent.

WTF?