GUILTY!
Let me get this straight. Donte Stallworth was out cruising in Miami, in his Bentley, at 7:00 AM, when he struck and killed a man. Ok, so, in his Bentley….7:00 AM….killed a guy…..YUP! He was probably wasted.
Come on guys, football players don’t cruise around at 7:00 AM unless they’re on their way to practice. Especially in the off-season. At 7:00 AM football players can instead be found in either:
a) Bed
b) The club with Diddy
c) The hospital because they shot themselves.
The second this hit the airwaves somebody with half a fucking brain should have called this out. It’s Donte fucking Stallworth for crying out loud! He’s like the equivalent of Randy Moss and Michael Vick having a child.
Dude was wasted and now he’s going to be found innocent for manslaughter and the world moves on. Unfortunate for the poor guy Donte smoked.
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