New Rule

Don’t let the boobs distort logic

This is the first post without a link or video. I felt that it was a topic serious enough to point out.

Dudes, stop buying girls drinks before ever talking to them. Why, douchebag? Here’s why:

1) Women are pack-like creatures. When the pack sees what the other one gets, the pack wants. Your inability to strike up a conversation with a girl you’ve never met before means that when I go to talk to one of her friends, I have to shell out an ‘initiation fee’ just to talk to her.

2) You aren’t getting any closer to getting in her pants. She’ll take the free drink but she’s not retarded. She knows that everyone wants to fuck her. If she wants to have sex with you or not, is not up to you. Ever.

3) You just creeped her out. She never wanted to talk to you before, but like a legless beggar that approaches her on the streets of Saigon, she feels obligated to talk to you now.

Fellas, stop being retarded.