You Can Wear A Bikini…

When you’re pregnant and show the world your fat tummy because being pregnant is beautiful and it’s natural and it’s the creation of life, yadda yadda yadda but if someone asks you to lift up your shirt and show your stomach while you’re pregnant, it becomes degrading? WTF?

Alledgedly, Australia is about as sue happy as the U.S. Listen lady, last week my store got robbed by someone who looked just like you. I think you’re stealing shit, so lift up your shirt a tad and show me what you got. This type of profiling happens to black people all the time. It ain’t right but just deal with the mix up.

“Cr Tully said it was disgraceful that an eight-and-a-half-month pregnant woman had been humiliated in public for such a minor matter.”

First of all, who the fuck is Cr? What the fuck is that all about? Secondly, you were not humiliated. Relax. It wasn’t like the store owner stripped you naked, dumped pickle juice all over you, attached jumper cables to your nipples, and took a CNN Ireport of himself of all this with his nuts in your face, ok? THAT would be humiliating. You showing your belly button is NOT humiliating. Just stop it.

“The liquor store should be forced to apologise and pay compensation to this woman for the degrading way she was treated. The State Government should make it illegal for store owners to require shoppers to submit to strip searches in public.”

Pay compensation for what? “You thought I stole something motherfucker???? Well now I’m gonna sue your ass!” That can’t be how a functioning society works. People need to stop sucking.