Can We Take The Church Off Life Support Yet?

by Commodore on March 17, 2009

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Pope Benedict decided to get with the times and deci- Nope.  Just kidding.  The Catholic Church is still flopping about in the Stone Ages by saying “Sex is bad.”  Pope Benedict and his infallibility would much rather see Africans die of AIDS than to promote condoms.  Seems smart.  

The traditional teaching of the church has proven to be the only failsafe way to prevent the spread of HIV/Aids.

Riiight.  This is the same Catholic Church that gets excited when they “see” the face of Jesus in tree bark, couch stains and cookies that thousands of meandering idiots come from the ends of the earth to see and start worshiping. 

Other traditional teachings of the Church were: not allowing priests to marry (that hasn’t been a problem), burning heretics and excommunicating Galileo.

 Three cheers for traditional Catholic teachings!

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