What Time IS It?

Use this clock if you want to spice up your day

Today I saw…

A woman on the bus (I ride the bus so I can make fun of the people on it, not because it’s the cheapest mode of travel) today had her watch set 20 minutes fast. Seriously folks, what the hell is up with the whole “setting the watch forward” thing?

Are you that dumb that you can actually trick yourself to not knowing what the real time is? If that’s the case, then I don’t think you legally should be allowed to walk around without a chaperone because you might be a danger to yourself.

How about you be a fucking grown up and get up when you are supposed to and leave the house when you are supposed to, hm? I know it might be hard for you and your 34 little IQ’s to get this but, the only way this watch thing would work is if SOMEONE ELSE sets your watch ahead for you without you knowing.

And if you need your significant other to do something like that for you and they haven’t broken up with you yet, tell me what your partner’s work address is? I need to send them some anthrax.