Goooooaaaaallll. Or Not

Hope I make this, hope I don't get shot.

Dude, imagine the thoughts going through the head of a professional soccer player lining up to kick a game-tying penatly kick:

A) Where do I want to put this…

B) Which way is the goalie going…

C) Keep my head down

D) Follow Through

E) I hope I don’t GET FUCKING SHOT!

Are you kidding me?

“Police Maj. Muthanna Khalid says a striker from the Buhairat amateur team was facing only the goalie during a Sunday match in Hillah when a supporter of the rival Sinjar club shot him in the head in the final minute of play.”

He SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD. Importantly, Khalid said the spectator was arrested and apparently “more Iraqis have been turning out for sports events now that security is improving.”

I’m sorry, security is what? Sir, that man just shot that player in the head. With a gun. Right in the fucking head.