DC Has Higher AIDS Rate Than West Africa

RIP Washington DC

Yes. You read that correctly. Washington DC has a higher AIDS rate than fucking WEST AFRICA! Am I missing something here? Our nation’s capital, the very place where national governmental affairs are conducted on a daily basis, has an HIV/AIDS rate of 3%. That is on par with Uganda.

USA! USA! USA!

If I worked in DC, I would walk around in a bio suit even though people keep telling me that AIDS is not an airborne virus. Well you know what? Fuck you. I’ve seen Outbreak. I know how this shit mutates. People also once assured me that a big fat guy slid down everyone’s chimneys to give them toys.

I won’t have the wool pulled over my eyes twice.