What’s That Noise? Maybe I Should Shoot It

I can’t remember who it was that said it first but the idea that “We Are All The Same”, officially doesn’t fly anymore. I know this to be true because if I heard a noise in a tree outside my house, I wouldn’t think that a monkey was trying to steal fruit out of it. Even if I did, I don’t think I would then go discharge a firearm in the direction of the racket. What is this, My Cousin Vinny?!

Even if I did reach this point of “bad to worse” decision making, I sure as shit wouldn’t expect to hear a woman’s shriek after I blasted a round into the vegetation. And there would be a 100% impossibility that this woman would be my neighbor.

WTF is going on in Malaysia where neighbor’s steal shit out of people’s trees and other people recklessly unload bullets at an unknown rustling noise?

I hear Kuala Lumpur is great this time of year.