You’re NOT That Cool Lady

by Commodore on January 21, 2009


Woohoo! Doctor’s saved this stupid ho from dying after police found her frozen in a snow bank on her 25th birthday. Funny thing is, she had absolutely NO reason to be laying in the fucking snow bank in the first place.

Why do we waste our time saving people like this? Hell, if I saw this poor bitch laying in the snow on her 25th birthday I would have either punched her in the tit or left her there to freeze.

Tia, you had ONE drink. ONE DRINK! There are so many problems with this:

1) I don’t respect anybody that has ONE drink on their birthday, unless they are turning 107.
2) FIND A FUCKING RIDE HOME. LOOK HARDER YOU FUCKING RETARD.
3) Do NOT just decide you’ll “lay down in the snow” for no fucking reason!

Not coincidentally, police said that when they found poor frozen Tia she had very little brain activity. YOU DON’T SAY!? She was fucking brain dead in the first place you stupid fucks!

Oh, and I don’t know who that ho in the picture is, but I googled “Stupid Ugly Woman” and that is what came back. Huge surprise.

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