Oh She A Golddigger….Biologically

This guy makes more money than you.

Women can start denying the fact that they marry for money. They can stop lying with their, “Making me lugh is most important” rhetoric. You apparently can’t disagree with science, you money grubbing whore.

Those crazy Brits have conducted a study resulting in this statement from Dr. Pollet, “Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner.” So guys, don’t worry about the flowers, the cuddling, the remembering anniversaries, the gifts, the listening, or the foot rubs. Don’t worry about dating. Don’t worry about a work/life balance. Don’t worry about impressing her friends or parents. Don’t worry about her needs, her moods, or her crying. Get rich. Stab people in the back and girls will love you. Save your money. Get off your ass and get rich. Period.

Next time you want to whisper sweet nothings into a girl’s ear, just say: “Richard Branson”.