Brother Kwan is Badass

If this was Brother Kwan, he'd kill you.

If you were Dr. Manhattan and someone told you franticly, “Dr. Manhattan, Brother Kwan is coming to get you!”, would you stick around to see what Brother Kwan would do? No, you would get out of your tank and run for the hills, even if he was a monkey. (Relax people, it’s not a racist joke. Just click the link.)

I mean, the guy did name his monkey, “Brother Kwan” and then beat him and treated him like shit. Did he expect that a monkey proclaimed as “Brother Kwan” would NOT be the baddest motherfucker in the trees? Oh no no no my friend.

It is believed that the monkey eventually snapped, and targeted his owner from a high branch with a coconut…he threw the missile at his owner, killing him on the spot.

Holy shit! Fucking KILLED him! And I will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger… Jules would love this guy! Tarantino should make “Pulp Fiction 2″ and just have Jules and Brother Kwan fucking people up.

The dead man’s wife said that the monkey had “seemed lovable” when they bought him for £130.

Yeah, that’s weird how some innocent monkey seemed lovable when you first got it but turned angry when it was beaten and not fed. That’s so strange.