Where The Fuck is Racine, and Who Voted For THIS Guy?

What the fuck? If you are doing something THAT horrible (which is a problem in its own right, don’t get me wrong), wouldn’t you go so far as cut off your own arm before someone found out? Wouldn’t you go get a master’s degree in computer science, taking night classes 3 night’s a week for 4 years, sleeping 4-5 hours a night while your marraige suffers just so you could fix the computer yourself?

Has Becker not heard about internet ID theft, the Patriot Act, hackers, and everything else that is thrown in our face that tells us that everyone knows everything you do online? I bet Gary Becker got that AOL CD in the mail a few months back and was like, “SWEET! I can chat with people anonymously online???? This is gonna do wonders for my fetish! I’ll get a sweet nickname like “MayorofRacine” and no one will ever find out!

“Becker described himself online as a Wisconsin man whose interests included ’seducing all age females into being hot sluts.’ ” ……….Dickhead, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? All age females into being hot sluts?! Why don’t you just get on the phone, prank call the NSA and say you’re going to kill the president while you’re at it!

“Becker also agreed to meet at the mall, saying from his home in the chat, ‘It will be hard to keep my hands off u in public’ and ‘I would luv to get a hotel room and have lots of fun with u.’ ” DUDE!!! Really? It will be hard to keep your hands off of a 14 year old girl in public seeing as to how you are the MAYOR of the fucking town and EVERYONE will recognize you? It’s going to be that hard? I bet that guy at the check in desk at the hotel won’t recognize you either? Holy Shit! Nice work people of Racine, nice job vetting this pedophile.

The most understated line of the year so far is this one, “Becker has not been removed from office but his political future appears in jeopardy.” Appears in jeopardy? No, Alex Trebec appears in Jeopardy. The only thing that “appears in jeopardy” is Becker’s internal organs since his political future is going to be buried at the far end of a large man’s penis as it is inserted into his ass in a prison cell.