Yeah, Those Complicated Wake Up Calls.

The Typical Hotel Clock

Now, I firmly believe that you can find anything you want on the internet but I would like to wholeheartedly “jelly donut” whoever thought of this piece of shit idea.

“The notion is that when you are jet lagged, the last thing you want to deal with is having to figure out some hotel room alarm clock or trying to rely on a wake-up call.”

Huh? “Rely on a wake-up call?” No, you bring an umbrella because you can’t “rely” on a weather man. A wake-up call is pretty guaranteed. It’s not like I’m hoping that scientists figure out nuclear fusion by the time I need to wake up in order for me to hopefully receive a wake-up call.

“This clock is clean and simple.”

As opposed to what? A sundial? Numbers in hieroglyphics written backwards that can only be seen under a black light?

“When the alarm goes off, the clock lights up and so does your day.”

Shut the fuck up asshole. I’m fucking jet lagged, remember? So the alarm is probably going off in the middle of the night as I figure out what’s up and what’s down and where the hell I actually am. My day sucks and so does your 60 dollar fucking clock.

How about I just set the alarm on my cell phone that still has some battery left, dickhead?