Karma Had a Glitch

Or maybe this God you talk about has a REAL fucked up sense of humor. Did Alec have to collect his check at a big hullaboo with the media and sex abuse victims present? Awwwwwkward! Can you imagine Alec walking up to the podium?

“H..H..Hey guys. Why so quiet? Wow. Tough crowd. If this party got any crazier, a funeral might break out!….No?…Ok.”

Nancy Haag, the head of “Standing Together Against Rape in Anchorage” (quite a direct name) was none too pleased but I do believe that she does not know the definition of irony. She thinks it’s ironic that in a state with the highest per capita number of rape cases, a convicted sex offender won the lottery. Nancy, I hate to split hairs here but BECAUSE you have a lot of sun deprived, depressed dirtbags running around playing the lotto in their free time, there is a GREATER chance that one of them will win the lottery. It would be ironic in a state where….you know what…nevermind. Nancy is pissed and I don’t blame her.

I think Nancy should direct her dragon’s flame at Abe Spicola, the lottery organizer who said that Alec “was going to buy a house and said he was going to donate part of it to God, and, you know, charity.” Is that a fucking joke Abe? That’s a pretty shitty joke dude. Why is it that I picture you scratching your nuts with one hand, and chatting with your embezzler on the cell phone with the other and not even looking at the interviewer while you gave this answer?