Sure Didn’t See This Coming

Don't Touch Me Bitch

ESPN Palin and her douche bag boyfriend Levi have called it quits. Let’s see, FUCKING TOLD YOU SO! Remember when this brilliant sound bytes was disposed upon us by Sarah the GILF:

”Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family,”

You sure about that?

Guess again Palin, guess the fuck again. Turns out your slut of a daughter and her shitty kid “Trip” are going to be living with you for a while. Hopefully she won’t interfere with your hockey games.

Thank god you chose to keep the child, kid’s probably going to grow up to be a star, just like daddy.