He’s 4. Fucking 4 Years Old!

by Big Lou Al Timber on March 11, 2009

Go build a sand castle son

Go build a sand castle son

Yen Chien-Wei won a tropical island off the coast of Taiwan.  He won this island in a Taiwan Lottery.  Chien-Wei gets exclusive rights to this island in Penghu County where he “wants to play in the sand.”

Guys, what the fuck?  The kid is 4.  He’s fucking 4 damnit! 

HOW THE FUCK did a 4 year old win the lottery? 

I remember my 18th birthday very well, I remember the whore my dad paid to suck me off, I remember throwing up pure whiskey all over my new shirt, and I remember buying a lottery ticket.  I was 18! 

Please somebody from Taiwan explain how it is a 4 year old plays and wins the lottery, and gets a damn island?  I’m lost.

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