Leave of Absense, Otherwise Known as Getting Kicked the Fuck OUT

Let’s stop fucking around, Charles Barkley taking a so called “Leave of Absence” means that TNT asked him to take a fucking break! That’s it, over and done. There’s really no such thing as an individual making millions of dollars coincidentally saying, “hmmm I think I’m just going to take some time off, especially considering the fact that I just blew twice the legal limit on that last Breathalyzer I took.” Sounds like a fucking plan.

Why do companies bullshit their way around this stuff? As though they’re being kind to Sir Charles and recommending he take some fucking time off. Shit, they should come out publicly and announce that instead of taking time off, Charles will now be receiving blow jobs underneath his desk, AS he speaks on NBA Tonight. Don’t bullshit me man!

When Charles was approached for comment, he said: “I’m just doing it for the sex.”