Is The Day After Tomorrow actually taking place right now? I seriously thought I was reading the shitty plot for a new Nicolas Cage/Kate Hudson disaster movie. Yeahhhhh right you can’t drive from Portland to Seattle because of 15 inches of rain!!! Wait…what? Ok fine, but a blizzard in Madrid? Now that’s just fucking retarded. That would never happen in a million years. That premise sounds about as dumb as someone writing another MMA movie and calling it, I don’t know…Fighting. Hm? Oh that actually happened too? Jesus.
No one has jobs, the economy is about as stable as Lindsay Lohan on crystal meth, the porn industry is looking for federal funding and we are getting some biblical weather patterns here. Clearly God is mad at you and only loves Tim Tebow. So go fuck yourself because you are doomed. While you’re waiting in line for food stamps, a temp job, tickets to Fighting, bring an umbrella, snow shoes, and a blow up boat just in case mother nature hands you your ass.
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