Dumbest Idea Ever

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I like kinky shit. You probably do too. A finger in the butt, blindfolds and cattle prods are one thing but when life safety issues are coming into play, you might want to retool your idea of “taking things to the next level”.

…she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade…

You attached a sex toy to something called a “saber saw blade”? Are you serious? Could anything sound more dangerous than a saber saw blade? That has to be right behind, “Death Plutonium Explosion” when comparing the most dangerous three consecutive words in history.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman.

At what part of the process did you forget that you were using a fucking power saw to jam a dildo into your vagina? I know our sex drive clouds our decision making but how horny do you have to be for this thought seem like a good idea? Hmm, this here diabolical cutting machine would be an ideal gadget to attach this soft as butter rubber dildo to so I can pulsate it into and out of my pussy at breakneck speeds.

Here is a BROWTF general rule of thumb: never use a saber saw blade. Ever. For any reason. I don’t care if you are a lumberjack. Sabers, saws, and blades can all kill you and this product has all three of those names in it. That shit sounds unnecessarily dangerous.