An Actual "Stabbing" Headache

No biggie.

Some stories on here are stupid, some are funny, some are genius (usually due to my writing), and some flat out defy description. This one is the latter. It is so much the latter, it defies description.

Chinese man had knife blade stuck in his head for four years without knowing it, doctors say.

I bet that sentence had never been written in the history of mankind and I bet that it won’t ever be written again. What kind of a situation would lead to yo having a blade stuck in your head without knowing it?

Li Fuyan said a robber had stabbed him on the right side of his jaw. For years, Li had suffered from severe headaches and had trouble breathing, but didn’t know it was because a knife blade was stuck inside his head, reported The Associated Press.

Huh? Not one X-ray after being stabbed in the face? Jesus!

While shocking, Li’s case is far from unusual. In fact, one of Li’s countrymen once had to have a pair of scissors removed from his esophagus two years ago.

I’m with Karl Pilkington now. China is just weird.