How to Compromise…How about Fuck You.

Shut Your Mouth Lady!

Everytime I exit my Hotmail account I have the “pleasure” of gracing the pages of MSN, the biggest fucking joke of a news site out there. Well, I take that back, 2nd only to Fox. Anyways, it’s links like this that fucking ruin my day.

How to Compromise as a Couple? Really Lindsay and Nicole? Before I try and learn how to compromise from a website on MSN, let’s get one thing clear. I take the Chris Brown approach, I’ll fucking Brown your ass so fuck you, bitch. (Yup, just created a new verb, ‘Browning.’ As in like, ‘Bitch, you got Browned!’)

Who reads this kinda shit? Who actually heeds the advice of two fat bitches on MSN? That’s like asking Christopher Reeve to teach you how to throw a baseball.

“Rethink your expectations”

Why? Because you’re fat and your boyfriend doesn’t like the way you look anymore? Hell no.