8 Signs That CNN is NOT a News Organization Anymore

First of all, what the fuck is “the Frisky” and why is it on CNN? Second of all, have women, as a species, lost ability to think and reason for themselves? WTF! Do women really need a list that says, “But if showers, shaving, and bothering to find the shirt without the hot sauce stain have become a thing of the past, this could be a sign that his internal world isn’t looking so good either” to tell her that her man isn’t clicking on all cylinders? Have they lost cognitave abilites that I was unaware of?

Hey ladies, he’s drinking more, smoking more, eating like a pig, up all night, verbally berating strangers, driving like a madman, not wanting to fuck you, dressing like a bum, contemplating his existence, and altogether losing a zest for life because you nag the shit out of him and keep telling him that you read online about 8 reasons why he might be depressed. It’s none of those. He actually doesn’t like you anymore but has no idea how to get out.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Happy New Year!