Your Halloween Candy Is Being Prayed Over By Witches

by Commodore on August 26, 2010

Maybe we should call it "Evil Corn"

Sensless religious views never get old.  It’s so fun to see a group of people so sure that they are right about something so fundamentally incorrect.  It makes me kind of wish that the First Amendment said, ” Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, unless, of course, those grievances are deemed to be retarded.  In that case, those people should be told to STFU.

During Halloween, time-released curses are always loosed. A time-released curse is a period that has been set aside to release demonic activity and to ensnare souls in great measure.

Here we go.

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.  I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

Really, Kimberly Daniels?  They can’t tell the difference?  That’s an interesting bit of factual theorized hogwashed knowledge you have there.  Are you insane?  Why are people in loonie bins allowed to post blogs?  Didn’t I just tell you what the updated 1st Amendment reads?  Oh wait, what’s that?  She’s a respected member of a community (in Florida no less)?

Kimberly Daniels is a sought-after conference speaker and preacher. She is the founder of Kimberly Daniels Ministries International (kimberlydaniels.com), Spoken Word Ministries—the church she pastors in Jacksonville, Florida, with her husband, Ardell—A Child of the King Learning Center and Word Bible College. Kim is a recognized prophetic voice as well as the author of several books, including her most recent, Prayers that Bring Change.

I bet ‘Rational Thinking 101″, “Fictional Story Telling” and “Advanced: Are you for Fucking Serious?” are not taught at her World Bible College.

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