Mmm, lithium batteries
He’s 10 months old and is tips the scale at 44 pounds. Those aren’t months measured on the planet Mercury, these are earth months. You know what else weighs 44 lbs? An average 6 year-old. Nom nom nom!
His mother said: ‘No matter whatever he grabs, he unconsciously puts it in his mouth. His most favourite thing is to eat.’
You don’t say. Ducks being prepared to be foie gras don’t eat the proportions this kid eats. And those mallards have a hose in their mouth would food being fired down it! Thank God China doesn’t have a people vs. resources problem.
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