Kid Stabs Mom For Not Bringing Him A Cheeseburger

I might fight for that thing too

For all the articles posted and for all of the raised eyebrows, I don’t think anything has embodied the spirit behind Browtf, more than this story, and more specifically, more than the following sentence.

A Toledo, Ohio teenager was arrested after police say he became enraged that his mother did not bring him a Rally’s cheeseburger and stabbed her.

Ohhhhh kids these days. This could be a good story for Rally though. Burgers so good, you’ll stab your mother for one. Are you as excited about the specifics as I am?

Vergie Dean says her 6′3 300 pound son Aaron stabbed her with a butcher knife after she came home with a cheeseburger for herself and not for him.

God Damn! I’ve seen male lions act less aggressively over a female lion trying to hoard a kill. There’s road rage and now there’s fat fury.

“”He was like ‘Where’s my food at?’ and I’m like ‘I’m not gonna give you anything’ so he smacked my sandwich and he pushed me or something and it escalated from there…” She says her 18-year-old then grabbed and choked her before grabbing a knife. “He had me in the corner. I took a knife and I stabbed him in his finger. He ran in his room and grabbed a big ole butcher knife. He came back and was like ‘You cut me, you cut me.’ He was standing right there. He just took the knife and stuck it in my arm. “

For the record, the burger looks pretty damn good…I’m just saying. You can’t go waving a Rally Burger in front of a 300 pound man and not expect to get stabbed.