Levi Johnston For Mayor (Haha)...No, Seriously

Come on, Levi! Aim higher

I try to stay away from the pop culture articles but when pop culture poops on your grill, you make shit burgers.

Johnston’s manager, Tank Jones, on Monday confirmed a report on Variety magazine’s website that Johnston is planning to run for city office in his hometown of Wasilla, Alaska, as part of a reality TV show.

If aliens populate our planet in millions of years and are looking for signs of what caused the demise of the previous inhabitants, some might find proof of higher carbon dioxide levels in ice cores. Some might find a David Hasselhoff CD. Some might find Kim Kardashian’s biography. But I believe, whoever reads that sentence in red above will have found the smoking gun. And if you weren’t convinced of the smoking gun analogy yet,

He has seemingly come to embrace the spotlight since first being thrust into it in 2008. Since then, he’s gone on to pose for Playgirl and appear with Kathy Griffin on her reality show. On Sunday, he walked the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards with singer Brittani Senser, with whom he agreed to shoot a music video. Asked whether he believed people would take Johnston’s run for office seriously, with TV cameras rolling, Jones said: “People questioned Jesus Christ, so I definitely don’t care about these mere mortals questioning Levi Johnston.

From spotlight, Playgirl, Kathy Griffin, Teen Choice Awards, Brittani Senser, Jesus Christ to mere mortals questioning Levi Johnston. Wow, those are some dots.

Alien: No seriously, I think I found the exact point where they all lost their fucking minds.