...Star Wars Figures, Cigarette Papers, Flyers For Dance Events, Comics Or Records

Yeah, it's like that.

This guy didn’t win the lotto. He wasn’t even the son of the guy who won the lotto. He is the 36 year-old stepson of a guy who won the lotto. The 36 year-old step son who - based on his mental capacity – must have been the real-life inspiration for both characters in the movie, Step Brothers.

The son of a Lotto winner denied dealing drugs — claiming he had a huge stash because he is an obsessive hoarder.

That’s not mine.

Cops found a vast haul of drugs including LSD, ecstasy, cannabis, ketamine and diazepam, as well as bundles of cash, when they raided Christopher Graham’s home. He had so much he had hired a lock-up to store them in — but denied being a pusher.

I’m telling ya baby, that’s not mine.

He admitted being a “recreational” drug user for 22 years, and estimated he had about 30 or 40 different types of cannabis at home.

I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.

He said: “People offer me drugs and I buy them, I buy cheap. I don’t sell them, they build up and build up and end up in boxes, there’s shedloads of drugs. “It seems like a bargain at the time then it builds up and becomes a problem.

One book, “Drugs And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby”, by Christopher Graham. And the story gets even weirder, somehow.

“Throughout my life it has been Star Wars figures, cigarette papers, flyers for dance events, comics or records…As well as the comics I started buying hot sauces, which also turned into a bit of a compulsion…I then started importing green tea. It was tea from China, about 40 different types. I actually ended up selling it on eBay…I did the same with miniature bottles of spirits. I used to buy boxes and boxes of them. I’ve got a couple thousand of them, easy.”

I’m just going to walk away now.