Baggage Is Non-Essential For Vacations

by Commodore on July 16, 2010

Leave that stuff!! Just buy more when you get there!

Have you heard of a dumber statement uttered by someone who wasn’t mentally challenged, named Lindsay Lohan, or wasn’t below the age of 2?  That’s right, the CEO of Spirit Air – an airline company - thinks that baggage is unnecessary for people going on vacation.  Maybe Spirit Air should be Hobo Air?

“We are certain that Spirit’s decision to unbundle services not essential to the transportation of passengers, has enabled more passengers to fly at lower cost,” said Spirit Airlines CEO Ben Baldanza. “Indeed given our low fares, it has allowed many to travel who otherwise simply could not afford to do so.”

Yeah, because a ton of people too poor to fly before, can now travel without having to bring such nuisances as a change of clothes.  Something tells me that the Mason-Dixon line of travellers and non-travellers does not sit just above homeless people and just below gypsys. 

P Diddy doesn’t need to bring clothes because he buys clothes wherever he goes.  Most other people can’t afford to do that, Mr. Baldanza.  It’s actually cheaper to pack your already bought clothes than it is to buy new clothes, surprisingly.

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