How Does This Get Greenlighted?

by Commodore on July 8, 2010

No Way

So I was getting on the subway last night but was stopped in my tracks because of the poster you see above.  I thought it was a scam, a joke.  I thought I was witnessing Banksy’s newest piece.  This can’t be a movie.  The fact that the tagline says, ‘The Return of Kitty Galore” makes it seem like it is a sequel (It is.)  The tagline on Rotten Tomatoes reads: “In the age-old battle between cats and dogs, one crazed feline has taken things a paw too far.”  A paw too far…wow.  Subtle.

Hollywood, is there no depth too low?  What heroin addict low on cash ok’d this?  Like real spies… only furrier?  No, it should be: Like real spies… only furrier, because they are actually domesticated animals.  So in fact, they aren’t anything like real spies whatsoever.

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