So I was getting on the subway last night but was stopped in my tracks because of the poster you see above. I thought it was a scam, a joke. I thought I was witnessing Banksy’s newest piece. This can’t be a movie. The fact that the tagline says, ‘The Return of Kitty Galore” makes it seem like it is a sequel (It is.) The tagline on Rotten Tomatoes reads: “In the age-old battle between cats and dogs, one crazed feline has taken things a paw too far.” A paw too far…wow. Subtle.
Hollywood, is there no depth too low? What heroin addict low on cash ok’d this? Like real spies… only furrier? No, it should be: Like real spies… only furrier, because they are actually domesticated animals. So in fact, they aren’t anything like real spies whatsoever.
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