Stressfully Ever After

Just wait till you get home, buddy

What could possibly stress you out more than your boss? Bills? Your sport’s team? Call of Duty? Jersey Shore? Nope, think again.

Spouses are a bigger source of stress than bosses, research shows. There may be no place like home, but if you want to relax then you might be better off at work, according to the survey.

Which is why we have a bunch of people that camp out at work looking like they are doing work but in reality are so miserable that they don’t want to go home. Well, leave us single people out of your despair. It’s 5:00PM and I’m going home to enjoy my life, you can stick around and look busy till 8:00PM.

The poll of 3,000 men and women also found that husbands are more likely to send their wives’ blood pressure soaring than the other way round.

Is that really a surprise? Women are a chemical reaction waiting to explode at all times. I mean, why would I want to do the dishes?