Rape-Axe Condom...Yikes!

Yeah, it's like that

Let me start out on the right foot here. I think rape is the most despicable thing a man can ever do. I haven’t decided if I think this is a good idea or if this is the most greusome chastity belt ever. Probably a little of both.

Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has invented Rape-axe, a female device with jagged hooks that latch onto a man’s penis during penetration. The doctor is distributing 30,000 of these condoms in South Africa during this year’s World Cup.”It hurts,” Ehlers told CNN. “He cannot pee and walk when it’s on. If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter.” Rape-axe is inserted like a tampon and when embedded to a man the device can only be removed by a doctor.

(cricket…cricket). This thing sounds like the Pit Monster from Star Wars or like a trap the Viet Cong would place in hidden pits. And we all know that Star Wars and the Vietnam War are touchy subjects so I’m gonna take that lead and not comment anymore on the Rape-Axe Condom. I’ve already written two different comments but couldn’t tell if I was being funny or the most horrible person alive. So I’ll just leave this invention and everything that surrounds it with a “Bro…wtf”