Children Beware

by Big Lou Al Timber on March 5, 2009

I have the chills

I have the chills

This is just gross.  Fucking gross.  The last thing anybody in the world needs to see or hear again is Michael Jackson on stage.  Spare us dude, please fucking spare us. 

He’s 50!  When the fuck did he turn 50?  And now he wants to have his “Final Curtain Call?”  Bro, with all due respect you had your final curtain call the last time your nose fell off.  In fact, I think you’ve had plenty of curtain calls considering your stints in county for molestation, your failed marriages, drug addictions, child dangelings.  Why come back now man?  Ride off into the sunset with a little boy rubbing your vagina. 

He hasn’t released an album in 8 years.  That’s 8 fucking years of NOTHING.  You couldn’t pay ME to go watch Michael perform, if that’s what you call it.

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