So You Wanna Sell Lemonade, Huh?

Breakin the law! Breakin the law!

It has to be tough being a cop. Everyone hates you until the need you. And when they do need you, half of the time they didn’t really need you, a quarter of the time you are called to intervene in a scenario that movie screenwriters couldn’t dream up, and the other quarter of the time you are throwing yourself in harms way. I get it. It’s tough being a cop…And it’s tough being a cop when you’re so corrupt too. Fucking pigs! Hey, whoa whoa, guys. Relax!

Anyhow, as tough as it is protecting and serving, you guys then do something like this and make us get all “I hate the po-po”.

Seven children selling lemonade were told by police they had to close up shop — because they didn’t have a permit. Cops went sour on a group of kids after a resident in the Haverford Township, Pa., neighborhood sicced police on the youngsters for selling lemonade on a residential street. Police told the kids, including 5-year-old triplets, that they were violating the law, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.

5 year-old triplets. How can you tell 5 year-old triplets that they can’t sell lemonade? As far as I’m concerned, 5 year-old triplets are so damn cute and unassuming that they could sell lemonade atop a bunch of bound up women that they are sex trafficking for drug money to fund a covert nuclear enrichment program, and it should be deemed legal.

And W(ho)TF is this neighborhood “watchdog” that is calling the cops on kids selling lemonade? Get a life, Mr. Clint-Eastwood’s-character-from-Gran Torino. (Is had to be an old bitter man, right? Had to be!)