How Bad Is The A-Team Going To Be?

Look at this stupid trailer. Usually trailers are supposed to show how amazing the movie is, and typically the last scene that the trailer shows is the most badass/funniest thing in the movie. It’s the hook. It usually comes after the trailer shows the movie title and you think that the tease is over, but no, they have one more zinger for you.

By the last scene that this trailer shows (fast forward to 2:15), I can comfortably put the over/under on Rottentomatoes.com at 20%. I mean, come on. The old, “You can’t park in a handicap spot” line? That’s it? That’s the big whopper? This movie is going to be bad. Very bad. It will make Transformers 2 look like 2001 A Space Odyssey. As much as that physically pains me to say, mark my words. If you want to see an amazing trailer, watch the new one for Knight and Day, here. That’s how trailers are supposed to work. WTF!