GM, Eat A Dick

Thanks GM!

Dear GM,

Forgive me for not feeling bad about the decisions you made in the past 20 years as you consistently put out the worst cars in the entire market and tried to sell it as “an American Revoultion”. The only thing revolutionary about your cars is that they had the same reliability and fuel efficiency as cars used during the time of the August Revolution (read your history). While the majority of the country continued to buy more and more foreign cars with better fuel efficiency, you focused on the inbreds in middle America and the douchebags in Orange County, CA who are like 5 year-old kids: impressed with big loud things that go fast, quickly. Good thinking.

You saw the writing on the wall for years but the OTPHJ (Over The Pants Hand Job) you were getting from the oil lobbyists was too good to make a car that didn’t shit out toxic fumes way too many times per mile and per gallon. And you gave us cars that had the structural reliability of an Afghani hut. The 1988 Pontiac Grand Prix I once owned, gargled gas. It even spent fuel at a stop light mercilessly as it just THOUGHT about the fuel it was going to tear through when I put my foot on the gas. I could have sworn that my gas tank was a sieve. I would have gotten better gas mileage had I used grounded up dead babies as fuel.

GM received $13.4 billion so far, and it has asked for up to $16.6 billion more. In addition, it is seeking $7.7 billion in loans to convert production from light trucks to more fuel efficient cars under an Energy Department loan program.

Hey, fuck you guys! You’ve received $13.4 billion but you wanted $30 billion and now you need $7.7 billion more for what?!?! To convert your retard-mobiles into more fuel efficient cars? No. Fuck you. You had your chance with the EV1 you made in the 90’s but you gave that up because the oil cock you were getting was just too good, wasn’t it? And now we are supposed to pay for your years of idiocy because you’re going bankrupt??? What the fuck.

Respectfully,

A member of the apathetic bunch who giggles at the thought of anarchy and who, more importantly, doesn’t need a car in NYC

Suckers!