Gored In The Throat

Unlucky

This is the first Browtf post (other than hot chicks) that is being made solely for the photo (I’m probably lying). Yes, sure, you can read more about it here, but what’s the point? This is all you need to know.

The 41-year-old struggled to his feet, staggered a few yards, spluttering blood and was then carried from the ring and into the medical ward at the Las Ventas arena. He later underwent six hours of surgery at the October 12 hospital in Madrid where doctors performed an emergency tracheotomy and worked to reconstruct his throat, jaw, tongue and roof of the mouth.

He’ll probably break down sobbing the rest of his life everytime he’s around someone who clears their throat saying, “Gosh, I just can’t this out of my throat. It’s so annoying, you know?”

He’ll also never go to any Texas football games. Yes, yes…I already know what happens when you eff with a bull.

But seriously, you’re fighting a bull for “fun”. A bull that is already drugged and has had its neck incapacitated to a large degree. If you go ahead and get gored, then I don’t feel bad for you. You’re trying to kill an animal for sport. I say, “Go bull!”