Jesus. Loop.

It’s funny how conservative right wingers effortlessly cast aside years of scientific research (on any topic), and the media doesn’t make a noise about it. But when this kid “sees” an image of a guy:

a) he’s never met and
b) that there are zero photos of

The media takes their thousands of dollars of equipment to interview this idiot family, pay staff to edit the footage, and then beam that footage to satellites so that it can be shared with me and you.

Austin Coleman says he found Jesus on his thumbprint. He says he put the thumbprint on a piece paper for a school science project then stepped back and noticed the resemblance. He admits, “I got a little freaked out.” His mom, Kendall Coleman, adds, “I didn’t believe him at first.” She called 3TV to share their story.

That’s the story? No scientific method? No carbon dating needed? No fossils? No research? No peer review? He just “said he found it” and his mom “didn’t believe him at first”? Yeah, because she’s the world’s first hand mind on images of the Messiah. Look at that picture! Pause the video! Loop? Jesus? What the hell am I supposed to be seeing? It looks like “Jesus” and “Loop” are pointing to the same thing. I guess if something has curved lines in it and someone says that it looks like someone they’ve never met, we have to take their word as gold that it is that person and share it with the world. WTF.