Give The Gift Of Crabs

Not productive

I don’t know what introductory sentence to write for a site that sells pubic lice (in case you read that wrong, that’s “pubic” not “public”) online under the tagline, “Make That Bitch Itch“.

We sell you crabs to give to your ex girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.

Was the person who wrote that illiterate? Man, I thought Browtf.com had a negative karma associated with it but this site takes the cake.

Well, quality revenge is hard to come by these days but we have a method that is so insulting and disgusting that you should never wish it on anyone never mind actually go and do it and we dont encourage you to. All we do encourage you to do is give us money and we will send you a package in the mail with tiny, purple dots in it… those are crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.

Yeah, I think that disclaimer is pretty much air tight. Talk about a legal lock box.

We take absolutely no responsibility for anything sold on this site as far as we are concerned these lice are for novelty purposes only. We do not endorse giving people lice or even the lice themselves.

No you don’t. You said it in your first sentence, “We sell you crabs to give to your ex-girlfriend…” When overcrowding on this planet becomes a problem, I nominate these jabronies to be part of the first human team to be launched out of orbit as space junk.

Hey idiots, you’re fucking with women here. Have you ever seen a woman pissed off? “Yeah, haha you gave me crabs…and now I’m going to cut your penis off.” They always have the trump on “the ultimate revenge”.