Who Says Chivalry Is Dead?

True.

Ever since the dawn of the media poll, it has been revealed to most that chivalry is dead. Where have the days gone where men on horseback rescued women from marauding tribes? Tribes who of course, were made up of men. And sometimes people point back to the more recent chivalrous times when men wore fedoras, had gatling guns by their side and drove American cars made out of solid steel. Yes they held doors open for women at a higher clip than they do now, but this was also a time when women didn’t have the right to vote. My point isn’t that a man can’t treat a woman right, my point is that sadly, chivalry is most definitely dead.

According to research by Retrevo, one in ten people under the age of 25 thinks it’s acceptable to send text messages while having sex.

And let’s be clear, by “one in ten people” they mean, “one creepy guy out of every people we asked”. I apologize, ladies. I don’t know how it got to this. And not just the texting part. I mean, if a guy is using his two hands to text while having sex, his hands aren’t being used to balance himself in a daring/precarious sexual position, nor are his hands exploring your body like they should be doing. Shame on them. Shame. on. them.

Ladies, if a guy is texting during that magical 2.5 minutes of pure sexual bliss that he is called upon to give you, kick him square in the nuts.