Don’t Inhale

Ooooza boo boo!

Males and females are categorically different for a reason. Chemically (men are more stable), physically (women are WAY more attractive), and logically (hehe). It’s been that way since life decided to add sexual reproduction into the mix. Can’t we just agree that we are different because it gives us the best chance at survival? Of course not.

Researchers in Germany sprayed oxytocin in the noses of 24 men and then showed them emotionally charged images of a crying child, a girl hugging her cat and a grieving man. The empathy expressed by the men who had been sprayed with oxytocin was so high it was on a par with what would normally be expected of women.

And inhaling nerve gas kills you, so you shouldn’t do that either. Seriously, this is just what we need; an entire population speaking in high pitched drawn out tones (like every girl did when they saw the photo above) and making decisions based on how cute something is. Brilliant.

Oxytocin has been called the cuddle hormone or the trust hormone as it is released at orgasm.

We’re talking RIGHT at orgasm right? Because in a guy, that hormone is quickly overpowered 2 seconds later by the, “Ok, seriously if you’re not going to leave, can you at least scoot over? I can’t fall asleep when my body is touching someone else. Thanks.”